Madhendra Sing Thony:Movie rephew!

Errrr…saw the movie…errr…liked it….errr….I forgot…errr…may be the crow pecked at my brain and made away with my words…teacher…errr…sorry…Crash it!

Movie script: Written with children below 6 yrs old in mind.( Even they are wiser than us adults with Gen A in total recall again).

Actors: Loved the kid Dhoni, just about liked the struggler Thoni, didn’t feel anything for cricketer Tony. Ahem!to Mayhem!

Cinematography: Only noticed it when Dhoni was being shown his quarters in his first job posting and the camera followed the actors from room to room, also hanging over the twin bathrooms, one where he could bathe in a red and white bucket and one where the Indian style potty hole lay pretty in repose.”Wifi” connection begins.

Make up: Liked the dresses Thoni’s supposed girfriends were wearing, all yellowy, mustardy and bright coloured butterflies who flitted in and out of camera and waited for him till infinity, as one faced a dreadful end and the other, said goodbye in the end. Thoni’s career finished!?!

Climax scene: Muthiah Muralitharan’s ball, Tony’s bat and rest is cinema fucked on the behind. Where’s the climax, man? Was that it? Didn’t even feel like batting an eyelid.

Chai toh bahut peete ho tum Thoni, abhi kaapi peeyo. Black kaapi please. ‘Azhar’ the movie must have turned in his grave after seeing this movie. Jiyo India! Jan Gan Man…attention.

If you need to make a biopic on a sports personality learn from ‘Bhaaag Milkha Bhaag’ please. BTW, ooooohhh…Yuvraj is so handsome na…


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